The Legend of DumBro
Somewhere between genius and madness, between a rug and a moonshot… a bro was born.
Not just any bro – a DumBro.
He didn’t come with a 100-page plan or a shiny VC backing.
What he had was simpler: a loyal donkey, an internet connection, and a belief that crypto should be fun — but also fair.
Because let’s be real: we’ve all been rugged. We’ve all seen “big” presales raise millions and vanish overnight.
We said: ENOUGH.
DumBro was built as the anti-scam and the most honest token.
✅ No hidden wallets
✅ No fake promises
✅ No shady insiders
✅ Transparent tokenomics
This is a token where no one gets tricked, no one gets left behind.
A token powered by community, memes, and honesty — with a little help from AI.
At DumBro, we want our bros to benefit like true shareholders — holding DumBro means rewards over time, almost like dividends. 💸
And when we hit key market-cap milestones ($1M, $10M, $50M, $100M, $500M), we airdrop 8% of total supply to holders: 0.5% + 1% + 1.5% + 2% + 3% — claimable on our site
⏳ Every 14 days 0.2% of trading fees is distributed to holders.
💥 AI-generated madness (because why not let robots in on the fun?)
🎨 NFTs and community creations that keep the Dumbro spirit alive
No corporate suits. No VC control.
Just bros being bros, building something that’s dumb enough to be brilliant.
So saddle up, grab your carrot, and ride with DumBro.
Because in this jungle of scams and noise,
👉 being dumb has never felt this smart.
⚡ Transparent Rewards – Bro Style ⚡
Listen up, bros. Every trade pays a tiny 0.6% Dumbro Fee™. No rugs, no shady backdoors — just rewards for real HODLERS.
Here’s where it goes:
🥕 0.2% → HODLERS. Connect wallet, smash CLAIM, get $BNB.
📢 0.2% → Marketing & Community growth. Unused marketing funds flow back to HODLERS.
🛠 0.2% → Project Development. AI tools, ecosystem building, and keeping the bro-team alive to deliver.
📈 Real numbers, bro (example):
$10M daily volume = $1.8M fees/month.
👉 $600k+ claimable by bros.
👉 Marketing leftovers → back to HODLERS.
👉 Dev fund fuels real growth.
No staking. No farming. No dApp headaches.
Just dumbros claiming smart rewards. 🦾
💰 Bro Dividends – Milestone Rewards 💰
To reward loyalty, 8% of total supply is reserved for milestone drops. When DumBro hits a market cap milestone, bros can come to the official site, connect wallet, and CLAIM their share.
📈 Milestones:
- $1M MC → 0.5% supply
- $10M MC → 1% supply
- $50M MC → 1.5% supply
- $100M MC → 2% supply
- $500M MC → 3% supply
Rewards don’t auto-distribute – only active bros who claim get paid. 🚀
